oliphillips:

Per Colour

by Marco Ugolini

must… resist… urge… to color-coordinate… my shopping…

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48 minutes ago
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there is nothing more exhilarating than the rush of doing an unexpected good deed for a total stranger. most of us don’t even bother to take this moment of empowerment. it can happen anywhere. someone needing quarters for a meter. laptop trouble at the library. a ripped grocery bag in a parking lot. any sticky little everyday predicament. i love to solve these. i love the sudden realization of your one’s own power as you figure out the solution, the quick rush to bravery [as social interaction itself takes bravery nowadays]. i love the rush of their expression of confused gratitude, and then [my favorite part] disappearing as quickly as i appeared, before they can even wonder who i am or question my motives, so that to them i become a nameless anecdote. an unusual archetype. living proof of goodness in the world. a mysterious physical manifestation of hope for the human condition. in the grand scheme of things, my deed means nothing. a few coins. a few words of advice. a door held open or a package carried. but in my own way i feel i contribute to the concept of humanity being worth having hope for.

mistressmary
1 hour ago

be warned. thigh thursday is coming. at some point. whatever.

[cranky today, maybe vanity and some compliments will help? pfffff. maybe weed will help.]

1 hour ago
lost phone, men slap their pockets, women grope their tits

lost phone, men slap their pockets, women grope their tits

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1 hour ago
mikesinfiniteconfusion: buttgenie: khunceited: my dash makes me laugh sometimes om fg That’s fine, watch, it turns me on to have an audience.

mikesinfiniteconfusion:

buttgenie:

khunceited:

my dash makes me laugh sometimes

om fg

That’s fine, watch, it turns me on to have an audience.

1 hour ago
he just looked up “thigh gap” [muahahaha]

he just looked up “thigh gap”

[muahahaha]

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tzikeh: By Paul Montgomery from ifanboy.com awwwww!!

tzikeh:

By Paul Montgomery from ifanboy.com

awwwww!!

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gottacatchemall:

thugsforhugs

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oh lawd daddy daddy daddy, can we can we can we?

oh lawd daddy daddy daddy,

can we can we can we?

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